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Royal Ventures and Satirical Sparks, The Onion's Take on Harry and Meghan's Storage Enterprise

According to a recent report from the satirical newspaper, The Onion News, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have ventured into a unique business endeavor. 

Royal Ventures and Satirical Sparks, The Onion's Take on Harry and Meghan's Storage Enterprise

Years after stepping back from their royal duties, the couple announced their plan to run a self-storage facility. The prince expressed pride in the newly established Archwell Storage Company, situated on a vacant lot in West Cina. While anticipating a profitable venture within four years, Prince Harry acknowledged their journey, from scraping together funds to securing a construction loan from Meghan's relatives. 

Meghan and Harry are actively involved in day-to-day operations, acknowledging a temporary rat problem but assuring the safety of stored belongings. The couple even envisions expanding their enterprise with a second location in Fresno in the coming years.

Despite the satirical nature of The Onion's article, recent leaks from an insider suggest that part of the funding for Archwell Storage came from the $8 million missing from Archwell's financial statements. This revelation raises concerns about the alleged withdrawal of funds from the charity to support personal business ventures. Notably, the report highlights that Meghan Markle doesn't have an aunt and uncle who could have provided the seed money for the enterprise.

In another development, prominent hosts Sarah Vine and Andrew Pierce discussed Prince Andrew's future in a new Daily Mail YouTube show. The hosts explored the possibility of Prince Andrew relocating to Montoo, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's home. 

This suggestion comes amid rumors of Prince Andrew facing potential eviction from the Royal Lodge due to his connection to Jeffrey Epstein, as revealed in recent court documents. The hosts humorously commented on the ample space in Montoo, suggesting it could accommodate the disgraced royal alongside Harry and Meghan.

The talk show hosts also touched on the popularity rankings within the royal family, dubbing Meghan Markle as the least popular member. Pierce humorously noted that the only consolation for Prince Andrew is that Prince Harry is sharing the unpopularity stakes with him. These comments add a satirical touch to the ongoing discussions surrounding the royals and their varying levels of public favor.

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