Imagine Eduardo, the most princely of men, husband to Beatrice and a tycoon of property, strolling into the bustling streets of New York City.
His purpose? A seamless blend of business acumen and Instagram flair. His feed, a veritable tapestry of opulence, paints a vivid picture of the high life, offering glimpses of vistas that mere mortals can only fantasize about. From the breathtaking overlook of the Hudson to the observation deck, Eduardo's real estate endeavors seem to be reaping bountiful rewards.
But his travels are not mere spectacles; they encompass globe-spanning meetings that dwarf the game of Monopoly in complexity and scale.
Now, let's pivot to a spicy twist in the tale. Rumor has it that Prince Harry, amidst Eduardo's arrival in the concrete jungle, extends an invitation not for a casual catch-up, but for a strategic tête-à-tête. The mission? To entice Eduardo to the Monito Mansion for a discreet discussion on PR expertise. As the world knows, Harry and Meghan find themselves in dire need of a brand makeover.
Yet, to Eduardo's apparent disdain, he reportedly rebuffs the invitation. Can you blame him? The thought of mediating the Sussexes' quest to salvage their tarnished image seems akin to watching paint dry. Eduardo opts for more agreeable pursuits, like indulging in elite horse races with free royalty.
Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan are on a desperate hunt for a PR miracle worker to rescue their plummeting public image. However, finding such a guru proves as elusive as a needle in a haystack. Why? Because their brand is about as appealing as a cold cup of tea. Recent polls show Harry barely registering as a blip on the royal favorites radar, with Meghan trailing even further behind.
Carla Spate, a PR crisis guru, pulls no punches, stating that the PR world is reluctant to touch the Sussex brand with a ten-foot pole. Their past attempts at self-promotion have been a cautionary tale, with an overdose of American "speak your truth" and a dearth of British stoicism. Their advisors, more interested in lining their pockets than offering sage counsel, have led them astray into the realms of TMI and tabloid fodder.
As for Meghan's grand plans to launch a brand alongside a Netflix showcase, the jury's still out. Multiple sources suggest that since stepping back as senior working royals in 2020, the Sussexes have found themselves increasingly excluded from royal events. Insider reports indicate that invitations to family gatherings like weddings and Christmas celebrations have not extended to Harry and Meghan.
It's evident that a divide has emerged, forcing people to choose between supporting the monarchy or the Sussexes. Harry, in particular, believes that William has orchestrated certain snubs and social exclusions. The fact that they're excluded from such events signals a clear rejection by the British aristocracy. The doors seem firmly closed, leaving Harry and Meghan on the outside looking in.
