Meghan Markle finds herself humiliated once more, this time by the queen of trolling, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Gwyneth, with her immensely successful lifestyle brand and a noteworthy acting career, isn't amused by Meghan's feeble attempts to force her way into the A-list. Gwyneth has made it clear that there's no space for Meghan in the elite American Riviera lifestyle scene.
Recently, Gwyneth hosted a flawlessly organized event at a property to promote her lifestyle brand in collaboration with an Italian company. This soirée was attended by many of Meghan's so-called friends and was filled with subtle digs aimed directly at her. The event featured references to the American Riviera and scenic photos under lemon trees, making the message loud and clear.
To top it off, Gwyneth cracked a joke, "I promise everyone will be in bed by 9," which sent the wealthy crowd into fits of laughter. The guest list was a veritable who's who of A-listers, including Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, Nicole Kidman, Ted Sarandos, and even Netflix's head honcho, Reed Hastings. Notably, Whitney Wolfe Herd and her husband were also present, all supposedly Meghan's pals. Gwyneth’s message was unmistakable, and everyone picked up on the snubs.
Adding to Meghan's embarrassment, it was her daughter Lilibet's third birthday recently. Desperate for attention, Meghan leaked to one of her compliant publications that a birthday bash had taken place. However, no actual details about the party, presents, or theme were provided. Supposedly, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were guests, according to Tom Quinn. However, internet sleuths quickly dismantled this fantasy, noting that Katy Perry was performing in Cannes, France, on Friday night, making it impossible for her to attend a party in California the next day. This revelation exposed Meghan's tall tale for what it was.
Seizing the moment, Gwyneth trolled Meghan further. On the Sunday following Lilibet's supposed birthday party, Gwyneth was photographed with Katy Perry and her daughter at the botanical gardens in Santa Barbara. The detailed article accompanying the photos underscored Gwyneth's superior social influence. Katy Perry wasn't at Meghan's imaginary party; she was enjoying a day out with Gwyneth instead. This strategic move by Gwyneth not only highlighted Meghan's fabrications but also showcased that Katy Perry prefers Gwyneth's company. The photos, snapped by Meghan's favorite paparazzi crew, were a masterstroke, asserting Gwyneth's dominance and ridiculing Meghan's desperate bid for popularity. Gwyneth's outing with Katy Perry was a brilliant display of star power, proving Meghan's attempts to infiltrate the A-list were an epic fail. The resulting chaos in Montecito must have been spectacular, with Meghan undoubtedly throwing a tantrum. Once again, Meghan's inability to keep a story straight has backfired spectacularly.
Just when you thought Gwyneth was done, she teamed up with Tracee Ellis Ross, another recipient of Meghan's infamous jam jars, for a hilarious shopping spree on June 6th. The duo celebrated their product lines hitting Target shelves with a fun-filled trip, answering fan questions and buying matching outfits. The joint post on Instagram read, "Gwyneth Paltrow and Tracee Ellis Ross Take Target style from matching bestie sets to terracotta pots and blow dryers to moisturizers. Their haul truly has it all. Find Pattern Beauty at Ulta Beauty at Target and pick up some good clean Goop on your next Target run."
Gwyneth is flexing her Montecito muscle and showing she knows exactly how to protect her backyard from unwanted intruders. She throws a party without Meghan, hangs out with Katy Perry instead of attending Lilibet's party, and now she's out with one of the jam recipients. Meghan, take note: this is how you play the game.
