Meghan Markle's cooking show has officially turned into a comedic treasure trove, and Tim Dillon is delivering a roast worthy of five stars.
If you haven’t heard, the sharp-tongued comedian didn’t just critique her—he opened a veritable bakery of biting commentary on his podcast, sparing not a single cupcake from his satire. His takedown began with his trademark brutal wit, branding Meghan as a "psychopath," a "demon," and, in his pièce de résistance, a "self-important [ __ ] cake."
Dillon’s comedy routine unfolded like a masterful bait-and-switch worthy of the best plot twists. He teased his audience with promises of discussing weighty topics such as terrorism in New Orleans or Las Vegas. Then, with perfect comedic timing, he pivoted to Meghan’s cooking show trailer. The reaction? Immediate and uproarious laughter. Imagine tuning in for urgent breaking news only to be served goat cheese and suet instead.
The humor didn’t stop there. Dillon dished on an LA party where Meghan’s notorious texting habits had earned her a less-than-flattering reputation. According to him, she bombarded partygoers with so many messages that attendees passed them around, laughing at her persistence. Meghan had apparently become the group-chat meme of Hollywood’s elite—desperate to be part of the in-crowd while everyone else just wished she’d stop blowing up their phones.
Dillon also revived whispers of Meghan’s alleged habit of asking for private jets and beach house stays after meeting people at social events. He slyly referenced these tales, reinforcing the narrative that Meghan’s social-climbing antics have made her a source of widespread annoyance. As Dillon put it, how humiliating must it be to become the punchline at an A-list soirée?
The pièce de résistance of his critique was reserved for Meghan’s purported motivations. According to Dillon, her social justice warrior persona is pure performance art. “We get it,” he quipped. “She wants to hang out with rich, famous people and bake them cupcakes. Social justice? She doesn’t care about any of that.” His scathing remark aligned with a broader critique—that her carefully curated public image is all frosting with no substance.
He even ridiculed Meghan’s dramatic claims of being chased and attacked in the past, joking, “I’m glad she’s recovered from all those imaginary attempts on her life.” The snark was thick enough to slice with one of her artisanal knives. Dillon’s final verdict? Meghan should abandon the charade—her game is over. He warned that her cooking show will only highlight her perceived inauthenticity to anyone still unaware.
With backlash already brewing over the trailer, Dillon might be onto something. He argued that the show could have succeeded if Meghan exuded warmth and sincerity. Instead, he claimed her aura projects contempt and viciousness, making it impossible to believe in her friendly, domestic act.
More than just a comedy sketch, Dillon’s roast taps into a cultural moment. The reaction to Meghan’s trailer isn’t a minor ripple—it’s a tidal wave. “She’s been found out,” Dillon declared. “Everyone knows who she is and what she’s after.” While her loyal fans may dismiss the criticism as fringe hate, the resonance with mainstream audiences tells a different story. What once seemed like a royal fairytale is starting to feel more like a tale of stale toast—or perhaps burnt cupcakes.
