Meghan Markle has once again captured attention, this time from within a lavish kitchen outfitted with a $15,000 stove, 600-pound pans, and 60 chopping boards.
In her latest Netflix endeavor, she unveils a groundbreaking culinary revelation—fruit can be arranged in a rainbow. Who knew? In an episode of With Love, Meghan, she takes on the arduous task of assembling a fruit platter. Once a fixture at royal engagements, she now imparts her wisdom on how to meticulously line up blueberries and strawberries in an artistic display.
Standing in her state-of-the-art kitchen, Meghan enlightens viewers with the notion that a grand fruit platter isn’t necessary. A simple row of fruit is sufficient, even for a child’s breakfast. What a revelation! For a fleeting moment, the world had been burdened by the false belief that fruit platters must be extravagant. But Meghan doesn’t stop there. She elevates her creation by adding a dollop of yogurt to represent clouds—because what is breakfast without a whimsical touch? To top it off, she sprinkles edible flower petals, because naturally, children everywhere have been longing for florals with their morning fruit. With a beaming smile, she declares that finding joy in these small moments creates a truly sweet start to the weekend. Of course, her weekends likely differ vastly from those of the average working parent who is frantically juggling breakfast, school runs, and deadlines. But sure, let’s all take a moment to embrace the fun of crafting a rainbow fruit salad atop a 60-pound chopping board.
The internet wasted no time reacting. Chef Cory Vitiello, Meghan’s ex-boyfriend and an actual culinary professional, is reportedly in stitches over the spectacle. Who could blame him? Watching someone present sliced fruit as a revolutionary concept is pure entertainment. Meanwhile, baffled viewers question how she even landed a show in the first place. "This is so basic, I’m getting secondhand embarrassment," one commenter remarks. Others compare it to the infamous toast incident—a tragic sequel to the time Meghan proudly assembled avocado toast as if she had reinvented breakfast. And then there’s Netflix, proudly marketing this as must-see television. If a fruit platter is the highlight, one can only imagine the sheer monotony of the full season.
At its core, this show isn’t about culinary expertise; it’s another chapter in Meghan’s endless quest for admiration. She’s not just making a fruit platter—she’s curating an image of herself as a thoughtful and present parent. And frankly, it’s exhausting. But at least we learned a few things today: fruit comes in different colors, yogurt can resemble clouds, and breakfast can be a luxurious affair—provided you have a $15,000 stove. What would we ever do without Meghan Markle?
