Meghan Markle, in her boundless wisdom, has just unraveled one of the universe’s great mysteries—fruit can be arranged in a rainbow.
Who knew? Certainly not us ordinary mortals, who have apparently been consuming dull, monochrome fruit without a shred of artistic vision. But fear not, for Meghan has arrived to illuminate the path. In an exclusive glimpse of her Netflix series With Love, Meghan, she takes on the monumental challenge of assembling a fruit platter. The woman who once adorned royal engagements and Hollywood red carpets is now bestowing upon us the profound knowledge of placing blueberries beside strawberries for visual appeal.
With the enthusiasm of someone who believes they are bestowing divine insight upon the masses, Meghan assures us that an elaborate spread isn’t necessary. "You don’t have to do a big platter of this," she explains, "you could do this with just one small row for your kids at breakfast." A sigh of relief washes over us—who knew fruit could be enjoyed in modest portions? A game-changer indeed.
Then comes yet another revelation: color-coordinated fruit, she insists, makes the morning "a lot more fun." Astonishing. Breathtaking. Revolutionary. Who knew that the secret to joyful mornings had been right before us all along? The world has suffered through uninspired breakfasts for far too long, unaware that the solution was as simple as arranging fruit by color. Someone, please, notify the Nobel committee—culinary excellence has a new face.
Naturally, no Meghan moment is complete without a touch of self-congratulation. She pauses to reflect on the joys of being a present parent, a sentiment that raises more than a few eyebrows. After all, this is the same woman who has seemingly spent more time aboard private jets and gracing red carpets than at home with her children. But sure, let’s all take parenting advice from someone who treats motherhood as an occasional pastime.
Just when it seems the spectacle cannot possibly become more riveting, Meghan completes her pièce de résistance with yogurt and edible flower sprinkles. The sheer audacity. The innovation. The sheer, unfiltered brilliance. This isn’t just breakfast—it’s high art. Move aside, Michelin-starred chefs; there’s a new culinary visionary in town, and she’s here to redefine the way we think about yogurt.
Naturally, the internet has opinions. Chef Cory Vielleux, Meghan’s ex-boyfriend and an actual culinary professional, is reportedly in stitches over the spectacle—and frankly, who could blame him? The idea of presenting sliced fruit as a revolutionary concept is nothing short of comedic gold. Viewers are equally bewildered. "How does she even deserve a show?" one baffled commenter asks. "This is so basic, I’m experiencing secondhand embarrassment," laments another. Someone even suggests adding mini Brie cheeses to elevate the concept to an acceptable level of sophistication. The general consensus? This is Toast 2.0, a tragic sequel to the time Meghan made avocado toast and seemingly expected global applause.
Perhaps the most amusing part of it all is Netflix’s insistence on promoting this as must-watch television. If this fruit platter demonstration is considered a highlight, one can only imagine the soul-crushing monotony of the full series. Even the most devoted hate-watchers may struggle to endure an entire season of Meghan rediscovering food as though she were the first person to ever slice a banana. This show is less about actual culinary expertise and more about Meghan’s unending journey of self-admiration. She isn’t just arranging fruit—she’s carefully curating a narrative about how thoughtful and present she is. And frankly, it’s exhausting.
