Meghan Markle's debut in Colombia was intended to dazzle the public with a stunning array of luxury ensembles.
After all, what's a visit to a developing country without showcasing a wardrobe that surpasses most people's annual earnings? However, the only topic of conversation quickly became Meghan's unfortunate struggle with—well—crotch sweat. Arriving in Bogotá, Meghan stepped off the plane in her signature style, flaunting a $598 navy vest, $448 navy trousers, and a $3,775 Laura Piana handbag.
To add a touch of royalty, she adorned herself with a pair of petite earrings valued at £650. Not stopping there, she layered on additional glamour with a Lorraine Schwartz diamond bracelet priced over $15,000, a CTI bracelet worth £7,000, and a £24,900 Patek Philippe watch. For footwear, she chose black Manolo Blahnik heels, setting her back another £595. Clearly, no expense was spared.
The pièce de résistance of her ensemble was the outfit she selected for the Responsible Digital Future Forum at the Universidad de los Andes. Meghan wore a $597 chocolate brown shirt by Victoria Beckham—the same Victoria Beckham rumored to have cooled on their friendship after a fallout. She paired the shirt with glossy trousers and burnt orange suede sandals, aiming for a chic, relaxed look. However, as fate would have it, the outfit did not withstand the test of Bogotá's humid climate.
By the time Meghan and Prince Harry posed for photos, the most noticeable feature was not her opulent jewelry, but rather the conspicuous sweat stains marring her outfit. One can't help but wonder what Meghan was thinking when she chose such a heavy, dark fabric for a sweltering day. Surely, someone in her entourage could have advised against it, considering the practicalities of Bogotá's weather. It seemed she might have been more focused on impressing with the price tag than on the practicality of her attire.
The sweat stains—particularly those in the more conspicuous areas—were impossible to ignore, and social media quickly erupted with a mix of disbelief and mockery. One sharp-eyed commenter even questioned why Meghan seemed to be sweating so noticeably while seated, unlike others around her. The situation was exacerbated by reports that Prince Harry visibly distanced himself from Meghan, refusing to embrace her due to the visible stains and keeping his hands firmly behind his back. This slight was likely more painful than the sweat itself.
As the day progressed, Meghan's wardrobe choices became the primary topic of discussion, but not in the manner she had anticipated. It wasn’t the dazzling jewelry, high-end labels, or eye-watering costs that captured the limelight. Instead, it was the unsightly sweat stains that stole the show.
So, what’s the takeaway here? Perhaps it’s that no amount of money can substitute for practical fashion sense or breathable fabrics. Meghan, next time you’re preparing for a high-profile event, consider opting for outfits that won’t be so easily affected by the weather.
