Prince Harry has officially entered the world of rental living, reportedly forced out of the very castle he once financed himself.
Now, he finds himself wandering the streets of Montecito in search of a new place to call home. This news has all the hallmarks of classic Meghan manipulation; the phrasing is particularly revealing, suggesting that this new house is solely for him. Commenters are nearly shouting from the rooftops, asserting that the couple has been living separate lives for quite some time. It’s strikingly coincidental that this announcement coincided with Princess Beatrice’s joyous revelation of her pregnancy, while Prince William was mingling with David Beckham. The timing is almost too perfect, as if the stars have aligned to create a dramatic spectacle of marital disarray.
Moreover, one cannot overlook the financial implications of this situation. The couple is unable to afford to purchase a home in Malibu, so they’ve opted for a more modest rental instead. Meghan must be delighted at the prospect of keeping Harry tethered to her, especially before they manage to offload that burdensome house in Montecito. With her aspirations to secure a dream home in Malibu, who wouldn’t want to keep their partner in line? Rumors suggest that Harry plans to stay in New York City for an extended period, with whispers indicating he might make an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon again. There were even reports that Jimmy was left incredulous after Harry allegedly raised his fist at one of the show’s guests.
Adding to the intrigue, it appears that Meghan has not contributed financially to their expenses throughout their marriage. She embodies the quintessential mindset of, “my money is my money, and your money is our money.” The figures surrounding her alleged wealth during their union have never seemed to add up. While her salary from Suits certainly didn’t match that of the show’s leading stars, the couple’s joint earnings were far from substantial. This dynamic appears to have been part of a larger PR effort to enhance her image as the future Duchess.
Living together seems less like a long-term investment and more like a “let’s see where this goes” type of arrangement. This couple either possesses the financial literacy of a toddler or Harry is simply uninterested in creating a stable future for himself, whether in the UK or California. As curious reports about Harry's whereabouts continue to emerge, one cannot help but speculate whether he will finally receive his inheritance now that he has turned 40.
The only clear exit from this marriage for him appears to be in a metaphorical box, as Meghan won’t relinquish her prized possession so easily. It’s also essential to consider the narrative that Meghan might construct: Harry abandoning his young family while the brave and selfless Meghan raises their children on her own, sacrificing a dazzling Hollywood career. This would inevitably lead to a subplot about the strength and independence of African American women, who are often unfairly criticized for their choices.
