Meghan Markle’s upcoming cooking show has become prime material for comedian Tim Dillon’s latest roast on his podcast.
Dillon didn’t merely critique the former duchess’ new Netflix venture; he delivered a satirical feast that blended humor, sarcasm, and a heavy dose of biting commentary. With his signature sharp wit, Dillon referred to Meghan as a “psychopath,” a “demon,” and most memorably, a “self-important cupcake-seller.” However, the real comedy lay in the unexpected twist he served—promising serious discussions about terrorism or Las Vegas news before pivoting to mock the trailer for Markle’s cooking series. The switch sparked immediate laughter, likened to tuning in for breaking news and being greeted instead by a segment on goat cheese soufflé.
Dillon’s jabs extended well beyond Meghan’s new show. He recounted an anecdote from a Hollywood party where her texting antics reportedly made her the butt of jokes. According to Dillon, Meghan had been so persistent in messaging for party invitations that her texts became a running joke among attendees, cementing her status as meme fodder for LA’s elite. It was a reputation no aspiring Hollywood insider would covet, and it only fueled more gossip. Dillon leaned heavily into the rumors surrounding her name—private jets, lavish beach houses, and grandiose demands—all painting her as someone eager to secure a spot among the rich and famous while inadvertently becoming their punchline.
The comedian didn’t mince words when deconstructing what he sees as Markle’s carefully managed public image. He dismissed her advocacy for social justice as performative, summarizing it with brutal brevity: “We get it. She wants to hang out with rich, famous people and bake cupcakes. She doesn’t care about social justice.” Dillon’s scornful take on her claims of being chased or targeted added another layer of sarcasm. “I’m glad she survived all the imaginary attempts on her life,” he joked, his words dripping with irony sharp enough to slice through any of Markle’s hypothetical artisanal treats.
His ultimate assessment of Meghan’s cooking show was unforgiving. According to Dillon, the show’s failure would be a symptom of her perceived lack of authenticity. “The jig is up,” he declared, arguing that a warm, genuine persona could have made the series successful. Instead, Dillon described Markle as cold, calculating, and brimming with contempt, making it hard to buy into the charm of her “hostess with the mostest” act.
Dillon’s takedown wasn’t just comedic flair—it echoed a growing skepticism surrounding Markle’s Hollywood ambitions. The backlash to her cooking show’s trailer has been swift, and his critique resonates with those who believe her polished public persona falls far short of her actions. “She’s been found out,” Dillon asserted, claiming that the true Meghan is no longer hidden from view. While her fans may dismiss such remarks as fringe-level hatred, the reality is that his roasting commentary has struck a chord with mainstream audiences. What once seemed like a fairy-tale reinvention now resembles stale toast—or, as Dillon might quip, a batch of burnt cupcakes.
