Piers Morgan has finally unleashed his unfiltered thoughts on Meghan Markle's new cooking show, delivering what can only be described as a masterclass in critique and satire.
But he didn’t do it alone—joining him in this scathing takedown were Candace Owens and Mya Peterson. Together, the trio couldn’t contain their laughter as they picked apart what they viewed as an absurd and out-of-touch production. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when three outspoken personalities are given free rein to critique a cringeworthy project, this is your answer.
Piers, true to his dramatic style, set the tone early. “I don’t even really want to do this,” he sighed theatrically, “but we kind of have to.” He wasted no time dissecting Meghan Markle’s attempt to portray herself as a down-to-earth homemaker, baking pies with friends in a pristine, magazine-worthy kitchen. The former royal, now a Netflix star, seems eager to convince the world of her newfound domestic bliss. However, Piers made it abundantly clear that he wasn’t buying it.
Candace Owens, never one to hold back, jumped into the conversation with her trademark sharp wit. “So, she left the royal family because it was too out of touch, but now she’s in Montecito baking pies with her perfect little friends?” she quipped. Owens didn’t stop there, delivering a sarcastic question that cut to the heart of the show’s premise: “Do you believe in magic? Because apparently, this over-the-top cooking show is supposed to make us all feel something relatable.” She highlighted the disconnect between Markle’s glossy portrayal of domestic life and the struggles of everyday people. “Who doesn’t want to watch Meghan bake pies,” she mocked, “while the rest of the world struggles to fill up their gas tanks?”
Owens continued, zeroing in on the show’s unrealistic portrayal of Meghan’s life. “She’s trying to sell this image of ‘the real Meghan,’ but what exactly is she selling?” Owens asked. She painted a picture of Markle standing in a spotless kitchen, clad in an immaculate white outfit, insisting that this idyllic scene is far from relatable. “Seriously, is there a single person out there, stuck in their tiny apartment, thinking, ‘I wish I could bake in a multi-million-dollar mansion like Meghan Markle?’”
As the critique deepened, Owens delivered some of her most biting commentary. She described Meghan’s persona as “a struggle to be a person” and mocked the show’s attempts to humanize her. “They’ve got her sitting there in full glam, like a woman who’s never done laundry in her life. What’s her big secret to a normal life? A massive mansion, hundreds of millions in the bank, and a lifestyle even the Kardashians might find over-the-top.”
Piers and Candace dissected the show’s premise further, questioning whether Meghan even realizes how out of touch she appears. “If she does,” Piers noted, “it’s a level of self-awareness we might never see.” Meanwhile, Owens pointed out the irony of Markle using a neighbor’s mansion as a backdrop rather than her own, emphasizing the disconnect between her brand and reality. “So much for relatable,” Owens remarked. “This is more of a parody than anything else.”
Piers summed up the show’s vibe succinctly: “It’s like something you’d do if you were making a spoof about yourself.” Owens chimed in with a final jab, comparing Meghan’s attempt at relatability to other prominent figures like Oprah or Victoria Beckham. “Those women have lived the lives they’re portraying,” she said. “Meghan, on the other hand, is still stuck in her D-list actress phase, trying to convince us she’s someone she’s not.”
