Prince Harry’s visa drama has taken a sharp turn from mildly awkward to something worthy of a full-blown reality TV saga. And who’s stirring the pot? None other than former President Donald Trump—the man who seems poised to drop a bombshell on Harry’s immigration status.
The controversy began when the conservative think tank, the Heritage Foundation, demanded the release of Prince Harry’s immigration records. Why? Because the Duke of Montecito might have been less than truthful about his past drug use. In his explosive memoir Spare, Harry openly admitted to experimenting with cocaine, cannabis, and psychedelic mushrooms during his party-filled youth.
Here’s the kicker: U.S. immigration laws require applicants for visas or green cards to disclose any history of drug use. Falsifying this information could lead to serious consequences, including deportation. So, how did Harry manage to settle down in sunny California, write a tell-all book about his wild antics, and enjoy the high life without raising any red flags? Did someone conveniently hand him a “get out of jail free” card?
Trump, unsurprisingly, isn’t letting this slide. While campaigning for the 2024 presidential election, he hinted at taking action if Harry lied on his visa application. The subtext? Trump might personally escort Harry to the nearest airport if it turns out he fudged the truth. Adding to the tension is Harry’s previous criticism of Trump—he once called the former president a “sociopath with blood on his hands.” Suffice it to say, there’s no love lost between these two.
The Heritage Foundation has been relentless in its pursuit of transparency. The group even filed a lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security to gain access to Harry’s visa application. However, a federal judge ruled last year that the public’s interest in seeing these documents wasn’t strong enough to warrant their release. Still, the case has ignited broader debates about elitism and hypocrisy in immigration enforcement.
For example, British celebrity chef Nigella Lawson was famously denied entry to the U.S. after admitting to drug use. Meanwhile, Harry has openly confessed to snorting cocaine during hunting weekends and tripping on mushrooms, yet he’s living comfortably in Montecito. The apparent double standard has left many scratching their heads and questioning whether Harry received special treatment due to his royal status.
The controversy doesn’t end there. Harry’s attempts to carve out a political identity in the U.S. have ruffled feathers, particularly among conservatives. He has made donations to Ashley Biden’s nonprofit organization and mingled with liberal elites, actions that critics claim undermine traditional American values. Some have gone so far as to label Harry a “bad actor” intent on influencing U.S. politics, a move that has done little to endear him to certain segments of the population.
The online debate about Harry’s situation is just as polarized. Some argue that he’s not important enough to warrant deportation drama, while others are eagerly waiting for Trump to escalate the issue. Imagine Trump teasing Harry’s visa status in one of his infamous cryptic tweets: “Very interesting. We’re looking into it.” Such a scenario would undoubtedly send the internet into a frenzy, leaving Harry and his team scrambling.
But what would happen if Harry were deported? One theory is that King Charles III wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. Harry is already a private citizen and no longer serves as an official royal representative, so his deportation would have minimal impact on diplomatic relations. In fact, some royal observers speculate that such an outcome could even help the monarchy by removing a potential source of controversy.
The real scandal, however, lies in how Harry entered the U.S. in the first place. Rumors abound. Some suggest he arrived via Tyler Perry’s private jet with a visa situation conveniently overlooked. Others believe he may have leveraged connections within the Biden administration to smooth over any potential hiccups. Regardless of how it happened, the entire affair reeks of privilege and unanswered questions.
At the end of the day, one thing is clear: this drama isn’t fading anytime soon. Whether Harry remains in California or is forced to pack his bags, the saga is far from over. And if he does end up deported, maybe he can find solace as the ruler of his own private island. “King of Nowhere” does have a certain ring to it, don’t you think?
