Meghan Markle has once again handed the internet a golden opportunity to roast her, this time wrapped up neatly in a lunchbox.
In record time, she managed to contradict herself in the most amusing way possible, proving once more that consistency isn’t exactly her strong suit. The latest incident unfolded at the Invictus Games in Vancouver, where she made yet another attention-grabbing appearance alongside Prince Harry. As usual, the couple put on an extravagant display of affection—handholding, face-touching, and enough gushing to leave the audience drowning in secondhand embarrassment.
But Meghan didn’t stop at simply playing the adoring wife; she had to take the stage and deliver a speech. That’s where things started to unravel. While introducing Harry, she decided to share a charming little anecdote about their daily routine as parents. With a knowing smile, she described their mornings as filled with getting the kids ready for school, making breakfast, and—here’s the kicker—packing lunchboxes. "My husband is in all of that," she added, as if painting a wholesome family portrait.
The problem? Just days earlier, Meghan had appeared in an Instagram video looking utterly perplexed by the concept of a lunchbox. "Is that a thing? A lunchbox thing? I don’t know. This is when I feel really old," she had mused, seemingly bewildered by the very idea. So, were lunchboxes an unfamiliar concept, or was she suddenly an expert at packing them every morning? Even an internet desensitized to Meghan’s frequent self-contradictions couldn’t let this one slide. One amused social media user summed it up perfectly: "It’s fun watching Meghan Markle contradict herself in just a couple of days. From ‘I don’t get lunchboxes’ to ‘packing lunchboxes for the kids every morning.’ Consistency is not her thing."
But the embarrassment didn’t end there. Meghan also stumbled headfirst into a pop culture blunder that made the entire situation even more cringeworthy. The lunchbox in question wasn’t just any lunchbox—it was a Billie Eilish-themed item. Yes, Billie Eilish, whose latest song, Lunch, is decidedly not about peanut butter sandwiches and juice boxes. Instead, it’s about something far more, let’s say, adult. The lyrics? Well, they leave little to the imagination: I could eat that girl for lunch / Yeah, she dances on my tongue / Tastes like she might be the one.
Somehow, Meghan managed to present this very lunchbox as a gift to a 15-year-old girl who had lost her home in the LA fires. A well-intended gesture, no doubt, but one that went horribly wrong given the suggestive nature of the song’s lyrics. Either Meghan was completely unaware (which, let’s be honest, wouldn’t be shocking), or she thought she was in on some kind of inside joke that sailed right over everyone else’s heads. Either way, the internet had a field day with it, with users questioning whether she was trolling at this point or simply lacking self-awareness entirely.
To make matters worse, social media users took the joke even further. One person delivered the final punchline: "Well, hope she doesn’t get her tongue stuck on a frozen lunchbox." And just like that, Meghan Markle—who only days ago wasn’t sure if lunchboxes even existed—became the poster child for packing them like a supermom, all while inadvertently gifting an inappropriately themed item to a teenager. It’s like a comedy of errors, except the only ones laughing are everyone—except Meghan.
