Meghan Markle has reportedly decided to venture into the jewelry business, and, true to form, it appears to be another misstep.
According to Neil Sean, she seems to have drawn inspiration from Chelsea Davy, Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend, who successfully launched her own jewelry brand, Aya. However, Meghan’s attempt is being perceived as just another cash grab—one that nobody really asked for. Despite being adorned with diamonds worth thousands of pounds, she seems to be searching for a new source of income now that her Netflix deals have failed to gain traction and her attempt at lifestyle branding has been met with more cringe than enthusiasm.
Naturally, the next logical step for her appears to be jewelry—because why not? Rather than creating something truly original, she seems to be following the familiar pattern of borrowing ideas, attaching her name, and hoping for success.
The issue is that branding requires more than just wearing expensive jewelry on a Netflix cooking show. And yet, Meghan has done exactly that—appearing in a show where she prepares meals while draped in high-end designer pieces. Because nothing screams “relatable home cook” quite like sautéing onions while ensuring that your diamond-encrusted bracelet doesn’t fall into the pan. It’s almost comical to imagine Gordon Ramsay’s level of intensity, but with an added layer of concern over protecting luxury jewelry mid-cooking.
Most people remove their rings, bracelets, and necklaces before handling food, but Meghan seems determined to turn every moment into a perfectly curated photo opportunity. Every earring, ring, and designer accessory appears to be carefully placed, likely tied to yet another undisclosed sponsorship deal. She’s not really cooking—she’s merchandising. Her goal seems to be positioning herself as a lifestyle mogul, hoping that audiences will rush to purchase whatever she promotes. However, the reality suggests otherwise—people simply aren’t interested.
Unlike Chelsea Davy, who built her jewelry brand with genuine passion and a clear vision, Meghan appears to be throwing ideas at the wall, hoping something will stick. Public skepticism already surrounds anything she might attempt to sell, especially with lingering rumors about lost royal jewelry. It raises the question—will the pieces she introduces bear any resemblance to certain items that have mysteriously disappeared from the royal collection? Even if this jewelry line does materialize, its chances of success seem slim. Her brand is not a financial powerhouse—her Spotify deal was canceled, her Netflix content was largely overlooked, and her lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard, has quietly faded into irrelevance. Why would a jewelry line be any different?
At the end of the day, Meghan can have all the diamonds in the world, but she still lacks what she truly desires—credibility. A title doesn’t automatically bestow class, a prince doesn’t necessarily make one a princess, and simply putting a name on a product doesn’t guarantee business success. The public has spoken, and they’re not buying what she’s selling—literally or figuratively. Unfortunately for Meghan, this latest venture seems destined to be yet another royal flop.
