Meghan Markle has done it again. Just when it seemed the world had exhausted every possible angle of criticism, she has managed to commit what some are calling the ultimate offense—questionable chicken handling.
Forget political scandals, international conflicts, or events of genuine importance; the internet has found a new controversy to dissect. This time, it’s the Duchess of Salmonella herself, caught on camera in what can only be described as a culinary crime scene. It all began with what appeared to be an innocent cooking moment, but the horror quickly unfolded. The alleged offense? A complete disregard for basic food hygiene, and naturally, the internet wasted no time reacting. “Salmonella with your snacks, anyone?” one horrified viewer quipped, likely clutching their pearls while sanitizing their screens. Another critic was even more blunt: “Oh damn, this just proves what we already knew—she has no idea how to handle food.” Ouch.
But let’s be honest—should anyone really be surprised? This is Meghan Markle, after all, a woman who has been blamed for everything from dismantling the royal family to disrupting the very fabric of space and time. Did anyone truly believe she would emerge unscathed from the high-stakes world of poultry preparation? The moment internet detectives caught wind of her alleged kitchen misstep, they descended with the fervor of seasoned food safety enforcers.
Speculation ran wild—was she rinsing raw chicken in the sink, cross-contaminating surfaces, or, heaven forbid, licking the marinade spoon? The specifics remain unclear, but whatever she did, it was enough to send shockwaves through the food-conscious corners of social media. Home cooks, health experts, and self-proclaimed kitchen authorities were all appalled. If there’s one thing people love more than a royal scandal, it’s an easily avoidable public health hazard.
Meghan has always done things her own way. She left behind royal life, moved to California, and embraced a future far removed from rigid traditions. But food safety isn’t something that can be redefined at will. Bacteria doesn’t care about reinvention. Proper hygiene isn’t a concept one can manifest into existence.
Now, let’s consider the potential fallout. Imagine the unsuspecting guests at Meghan’s next glamorous gathering, sipping organic wine and nibbling on hors d’oeuvres, blissfully unaware of the peril lurking in their plates. One moment, they’re discussing sustainable candles; the next, they’re victims of a poultry-induced nightmare.
So what comes next? Will Meghan issue a formal apology to the raw chicken community? Enroll in a food safety certification course? Or will she double down, defiantly posting a follow-up video of herself making sushi on the same cutting board used for her chicken prep? Only time will tell.
