Meghan Markle, having stumbled through acting, floundered in podcasting, and fumbled through royal life, has now turned her attention to the kitchen. The result? A cooking show so devoid of energy that it could double as a sleep aid.
Fortunately, Pamela Anderson has stepped in to rescue us with a cooking show that is not only entertaining but also educational and, most importantly, watchable. Who would have guessed that the former Baywatch star would outshine a so-called Hollywood Duchess in authenticity and charm? Pamela Anderson’s cooking show is an absolute delight. She is relaxed, genuine, and clearly invested in what she's doing. She doesn’t put on an act or pretend to be a domestic goddess.
Instead, she openly admits when she struggles—case in point, her disastrous attempt at making a galette. Rather than trying to pass off her mistakes as some avant-garde culinary revolution, she laughs at herself. A real chef then steps in, teaches her how to properly freeze vegan butter, and just like that, learning actually happens. Revolutionary, right?
Meghan Markle’s approach, however, is the complete opposite. Can you imagine her ever admitting to a mistake? That’s about as likely as her confessing that her first Netflix project was a complete disaster. Instead, she would undoubtedly serve up another syrupy monologue about how cooking isn’t about perfection but about joy. No, Meghan, it’s about actually knowing how to cook—and washing your hands.
Pamela’s show is a dream—bright, beautiful, and refreshingly natural. Her kitchen is stunning, the food looks surprisingly delicious even for non-vegans, and she herself is effortlessly gorgeous, rocking a casual jeans-and-t-shirt look with no makeup. When you’re truly authentic, you don’t need a ten-person glam squad. Meanwhile, Meghan’s show resembles an overproduced Instagram reel gone horribly wrong. Her pristine kitchen feels as sterile as her personality, and the most appetizing thing about the show is the idea of changing the channel. And let’s not even start on the hygiene issues—raw vegetables being handled with all the grace of a toddler making mud pies. If I were on set, I’d be keeping an eye on the crew to see if they discreetly tossed her food straight into the garbage.
The difference is clear—Pamela genuinely wants to learn. She is eager, open, and doesn’t pretend to know everything. She’s funny, self-aware, and interacts with her chef and guests in a way that feels completely natural. Watching her show is like hanging out with a friend who actually cares about what she’s doing. Meghan, on the other hand, makes everything about herself. She’s not learning to cook—she’s playing the role of someone who wants you to believe she can cook.
Even The Toronto Sun nailed it—calling Meghan’s new Netflix show a copy of Pamela Anderson’s feels like an insult to Pamela. Brutal? Yes. Accurate? Absolutely. Deliciously so. Pamela Anderson’s cooking show is a smash hit—engaging, fun, and visually stunning. Meghan Markle’s? A masterclass in self-importance and wasted opportunities. Even The Toronto Star, once a Meghan-friendly outlet, has had enough. When you’ve lost them, you’ve lost the game.
If you’re looking for a cooking show that actually teaches you something, go with Pamela. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, and best of all, you won’t have to endure a single cringeworthy "It’s about joy" speech. Pamela Anderson—an absolute knockout. Meghan Markle—a burnt soufflé of self-importance. Game over.
