Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's marriage is reportedly on the brink, and in a revelation that surprises no one, Meghan has allegedly decided that sleeping apart from her husband is the best way to navigate her declining popularity.
This decision, however, is not due to marital strife, personal differences, or even the possibility that Harry snores like a chainsaw. Instead, Meghan is said to be so preoccupied with maintaining her own public image that she believes separate sleeping arrangements will serve her best. Rumors have circulated for some time that their relationship is far from the fairy tale once portrayed.
According to Radar Online, Meghan is feeling immense pressure under the weight of public scrutiny while desperately attempting to reestablish herself in Hollywood. At the same time, she is working to launch a new lifestyle brand. Initially, she had ambitious plans for American Riviera Orchard, a name meant to exude luxury, refinement, and an implied connection to wealth. Unfortunately, the U.S. Trademark Office rejected the bid, deeming it geographically deceptive. Undeterred, Meghan did what any savvy entrepreneur would—rebranded it as "As Ever" and moved forward as if the original name had never existed.
Meanwhile, Harry appears to be focused on his own pursuits, likely delivering solemn speeches on climate change while traveling via private jet. Their diverging interests have reportedly led to separate bedrooms, conflicting schedules, and potentially even separate futures. Speculation has already emerged that Meghan is exploring her options, possibly consulting divorce attorneys. Sources suggest she is weighing whether she would be better off without Harry holding her back, reinforcing the perception that she views him more as an accessory to fame than as a life partner.
Adding fuel to the fire are whispers of a potential post-divorce tell-all book from Meghan. If true, it would be a move that aligns perfectly with the ongoing spectacle surrounding their lives. After all, nothing says "classy" like turning a failed marriage into a best-selling memoir. Considering the mixed success of Harry’s book Spare, which struggled to generate the kind of revenue expected despite its bombshell revelations, one can only imagine the angle Meghan’s version might take—perhaps something along the lines of How I Pretended to Love a Prince and All I Got Was This Netflix Deal.
The public perception of their relationship continues to shift. One moment, Meghan and Harry appear inseparable, engaging in over-the-top public displays of affection. The next, reports suggest they haven't shared a bed in months. Wasn’t it just recently that Meghan was gazing at Harry as if he were the last ripe avocado at Whole Foods? Now, they seem to be leading increasingly separate lives, barely managing to put on a united front.
As for Harry, he left behind what he called a cruel and racist royal family, only to appear just as discontented in California. The once lighthearted, fun-loving prince now looks like a man who hasn't had a proper haircut in years and is grappling with the realization that his life has taken an unexpected turn. And if Meghan’s rumored Netflix cooking show fails to capture an audience, the tension in their Montecito mansion will likely be unbearable.
What happens if Meghan’s Hollywood comeback doesn't materialize? If the industry doesn’t embrace her as she expects, will she resent Harry for weighing her down? The real question is whether they are still in the cycle of making up and breaking up or if they have quietly accepted that their marriage is reaching its end. Harry's efforts appear to have dwindled to an all-time low—he no longer even tries to appear engaged in Meghan’s world. Meanwhile, Meghan seems to be carefully crafting an exit strategy, ensuring that if they do part ways, she secures the right payout. Reports suggest she has already made it clear that if a split happens, she expects a generous settlement, retains her royal title, and keeps the property. After all, what would be the point of leaving a royal marriage if she doesn’t walk away with the perks?
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