Meghan Markle not only carries the weight of sharing her unparalleled wisdom with the world but also faces the exhausting task of curating six different outfits for a single day of filming. After all, how could one possibly express profound thoughts on friendship, food, and self-love without a wardrobe change every few hours? In With Love, Meghan episode eight, titled Feels Like Home, featuring the legendary Alice Waters, Meghan treated viewers to a sartorial spectacle like no other.
Over the course of one day, she managed to swap outfits an astonishing six times—an achievement that could warrant its own award category. For those keeping track, her wardrobe marathon included Heidi Merrick, Mother Denim, and Crocs for the first ensemble; Carolina Herrera and Birkenstocks for the second; Kime and Ariel Gordon for the third; Bleusalt and Anine Bing for the fourth; Ralph Lauren for the fifth; and, finally, Orel Johnson and Aquazzura for the sixth. The grand total? A modest $8,400—and that’s without factoring in her jewelry.
Ironically, this episode was supposedly inspired by Alice Waters, a culinary icon known for her philosophy of simplicity, authenticity, and a genuine appreciation for food. Can anyone picture Waters flitting around her kitchen in six different outfits just to plate a few cherry tomatoes? The very idea would likely make her roll her eyes so hard she’d risk a strain. For decades, Waters has championed farm-to-table cuisine, emphasizing fresh, organic ingredients that don’t require excessive embellishment—unlike Meghan’s wardrobe choices. To Waters, food is about connection and honesty, two concepts seemingly lost in Meghan’s relentless pursuit of the perfect Instagram aesthetic. Rather than capturing the essence of Waters’ philosophy, Meghan transformed the episode into yet another self-serving, designer-clad spectacle wrapped in muted beige tones.
Let’s not ignore the absurdity of bringing three outfit changes to a friend’s house for a casual meal. But, of course, this is Meghan Markle, where simply showing up isn’t enough—it’s about showcasing oneself, a skill she has perfected to an almost comical degree. What makes her fashion choices even more baffling is that, despite the exorbitant price tags, few of the outfits actually flatter her. Meghan is undoubtedly petite and slender, yet she insists on dressing for an entirely different body type. If one is going to spend a small fortune on designer pieces, wouldn’t it make sense to ensure they fit? No amount of Ralph Lauren or Carolina Herrera can manufacture elegance when the overall effect radiates an air of trying too hard. As the saying goes, “old money whispers, new money screams”—and Meghan? She’s practically shouting through a megaphone. The carefully curated beige palette, the “quiet luxury” branding—it’s all a transparent attempt to cultivate an effortless aristocratic aura. Yet, irony of ironies, nothing about Meghan appears effortless.
What’s particularly amusing is the contrast between Meghan’s perception of herself and what she actually projects. She likely envisions herself as a modern-day Martha Stewart, effortlessly guiding her audience toward a refined, gracious lifestyle. In reality, she comes off more like a walking fashion exhibition masquerading as a cooking show host. At its core, With Love, Meghan is less about food and more about her ongoing quest for self-validation through designer clothing, curated aesthetics, and a carefully crafted image that never quite lands. Strip away the overpriced outfits and the painfully rehearsed humility, and what remains? A woman so focused on appearing sophisticated that she forgets to be sophisticated. But let’s be honest—her wardrobe changes are far more entertaining than her cooking skills anyway.
