Today, we have a special episode where we get to watch Meghan Markle — or as we like to call her, Nutmeg — once again rewrite history in real time.
Unsurprisingly, she’s back at it, trying to craft a brand new image that’s completely fabricated. Let’s begin with her latest project, “As Ever,” a name that sounds so refined and artistic, but don’t be fooled. Meghan herself claims she has been planning this brand for ages. Yet, not long ago, she was hyping up “American Riviera Orchard” as if it was destined to save humanity — or at least the artisanal jam market. Funny how quickly things change. Now, she's insisting that "As Ever" was always the vision. Sure, Meghan, whatever helps you sleep at night.
The reality is that “American Riviera Orchard” was never going to succeed, largely due to trademark issues. Instead of admitting defeat, Meghan simply rebranded the entire effort as “As Ever.” It's almost impressive how easily she takes something that failed and retrofits it into her narrative, expecting everyone to believe it was part of the master plan all along. We’re supposed to buy into the idea that “As Ever” was her dream from the start, not because it was the easier option compared to fighting a legal battle. Right.
Then there’s her sudden concern for children’s safety online. Meghan is quick to denounce the dangers of social media, yet she has no problem using the grief of mourning parents to push her own agenda. Remember the memorial she unveiled for children supposedly harmed by social media? While everyone sympathizes with parents who have suffered such unimaginable loss, it’s unsettling to see that pain repurposed to push a censorship narrative. The entire move reeks of opportunism more than genuine compassion.
Speaking of family values, Meghan claims she didn’t want to film her Netflix series in her own kitchen because she didn’t want to disturb her children with a crew of 80 people. Yet, anyone who knows kids knows they would probably find the spectacle of a kitchen full of bustling adults exciting rather than upsetting. Once again, Meghan leans on the "protecting the children" excuse when it suits her, all while continuing to polish her carefully crafted image of being a selfless, saintly mother shielding her little ones from the harsh realities of fame.
And let’s not ignore the conveniently timed appearances of guests who just happen to benefit from Meghan’s platform. Take José Andrés from World Central Kitchen, for example. What a coincidence that her foundation has supported them, and now he’s featured on her show. Isn’t it convenient when you can invite famous allies who also happen to align with your business interests? But hey, we’re supposed to believe it’s all just a happy accident, right?
The bottom line is simple: Meghan Markle uses everything — and I mean everything — to serve her own interests. Whether it’s launching doomed business ventures, leveraging the grief of families, or bringing on guests with financial ties to her projects, she knows exactly how to spin every situation to her advantage. If she genuinely cared about the dangers facing children online, perhaps she would invest real money into meaningful causes instead of hiding behind emotional memorials and hollow speeches. But instead, she continues to use tragedy as a convenient backdrop to push her personal agenda.
At the end of the day, it’s obvious that everything Meghan does revolves around building her personal brand. If anyone still doubts that everything she touches is self-serving, just look at the way she constantly respins the same stories, manipulating every opportunity for her own gain. Thanks for tuning in to Royal Scoop today. If you enjoyed these insights, don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe so you won't miss the next episode. Thanks again, and I’ll see you next time.

