10 reasons to want to be Jason Statham
1. 10 reasons can be written on it. Try it with Matthew McConaughey, you'll see what a laugh.
2. He is bald: We talked about his very honest skull in the historic article on the website https://www.blogger.com/blog/posts/3044847723082864891?hl=en about the advantages of being bald that he discovered us from alopecia values. Statham, moreover, is not a modern bald man, a gleaming billiard ball that pours oil on himself every morning to have an aromatic sphere on his shoulders. Statham is bald as God makes him understand, with his hair cut short where there is hair and no hair where there is no hair. The fact that he is so attractive to girls is consistent proof that there is hope for alopecic patients, provided that, following his teaching, we do not ruin the inevitable with curtains, cosmetic excesses or stop behaving like guys. With something else, okay. But not with the bald spot.
3. We associate it with the best mobile ringtone in the world.
4. He has worked as a nightclub bouncer. He may look attractive on the resume, but let's face it there Dolph Lundgren passed him to the left. Holding the same trade, he met and hooked up with Grace Jones.
5. The characters with the best names in history (I). Jericho Butler ("Ghosts of Mars").
6. Guy Ritchie took him off the streets. Literally: he was a street vendor, and Madonna's ex gave him a supporting role in her debut, 'Lock & Stock.' He repeated no character, but spirit in the much more brainless and fun 'Snatch'. Statham must have believed something that he owed him, because he agreed to wear scandalous hair in the horrendous 'Revolver', which here came directly in domestic format. They have not collaborated again, and it's a shame: a 'Statham's Sherlock Holmes' would have been something to see.
7. He has been an Olympic athlete. In Barcelona, specifically. From the British trampoline jumping team. Perhaps the Olympic committee thinks that Falete's summer program diving into a pool is going to tickle the Olympic vocations of the youngest, but we can think of a couple of spots starring The Stath that are certainly more effective.
8. He is not going to participate in a 'Transformers' sequel. Rumors that he was going to replace Shia LaBeouf in a new giant robot movie were persistent, but we all knew that the only way that idea would come to fruition would be if 'Transformers 4' kicked off with The Stath popping Shia LaBeouf's metal nose. Optimus Prime with a header. And the world is not prepared for such greatness.
9. He is devoted to action. His filmography is, almost entirely, a going from point A to point B in conceptual terms. There are no biographies of historical figures, no excess of romance or burdensome secondary characters. Only explosions, flying cars, macarrism, lapidary phrases and martial arts in a kneecap version. An auteur.
10. He Dignified Coyote Dax's 'Break My Poor Heart No More': Or rather the original version of it, 'Billy Ray Cirus' Achy Breaking Heart.' Headbutting against the back of a taxi seat like a Mihura, cramping with pain.
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