Meghan Markle’s first day in Colombia was intended to be a grand display of opulent fashion, aimed at dazzling the public with a series of luxury outfits.
After all, what's a visit to a developing country without showcasing a wardrobe that exceeds the annual income of most? However, the narrative quickly shifted from her high-end attire to a more humanizing and less glamorous issue: visible sweat stains.
Upon her arrival in Bata, Meghan donned a $598 navy vest, paired with $448 navy trousers, and carried a $3,775 Laura Piana handbag. She complemented the look with understated earrings valued at $650, serving as a subtle nod to her royal status. Not one to shy away from extravagance, Meghan added even more sparkle with a Lorraine Schwartz diamond bracelet worth over $115,000, a $7,000 Shiffon Co. bracelet, and a $24,900 Cartier watch. Her choice of footwear, a pair of black Manolo Blahnik heels, set her back an additional $595. Clearly, no expense was spared in crafting this outfit, intended to impress at every turn.
The pièce de résistance of the day was Meghan’s ensemble for the Responsible Digital Future Forum at a local university. She opted for a $597 chocolate brown shirt by Victoria Beckham, paired with sleek, glossy trousers and burnt orange suede sandals. The outfit was meant to exude a chic, laid-back vibe. However, as fate would have it, this carefully curated look did not hold up well under the region’s humid conditions. By the time Meghan and Harry posed for photographs, the only thing more noticeable than her expensive jewelry was the series of sweat stains that had unfortunately marred her ensemble.
One might wonder what Meghan was thinking when selecting this outfit. Surely, someone in her entourage could have suggested that heavy, dark fabrics might not be the most practical choice for the humid climate of Bata. Perhaps the emphasis was more on the price tag and brand names than on comfort and practicality. After all, when the goal is to impress with high fashion, concerns like sweat can easily be overlooked.
Meghan, known for her love of luxurious labels and meticulously crafted public appearances, found herself undone by a basic issue: perspiration. This wasn’t just any perspiration; it was crotch sweat, and it was impossible to ignore. Social media quickly erupted with comments ranging from disbelief to outright mockery. One particularly observant user questioned why Meghan was sweating in areas where others seemed unbothered by the heat. To add to the awkwardness, reports suggested that Prince Harry appeared to distance himself physically from the situation, allegedly refusing to embrace Meghan after noticing the stains, opting instead to keep his hands behind his back. Such a response likely stung more than the sweat itself.
As the day wore on, Meghan’s wardrobe choices became a topic of widespread discussion, but not for their luxurious nature. Instead, the unsightly sweat stains took center stage. The lesson here might be that no amount of money can substitute for good taste or practical fabric choices. Meghan, next time you’re packing for a high-profile trip, it might be wise to consider something a bit more breathable.
