Meghan Markle has once again made it onto Oprah Winfrey's annual "Favorite Things" list.
This year, Meghan has gifted Oprah with an opulent Tata Harper body care set, a collaboration that feels almost scripted—two figures who have perfected the art of drama and self-promotion coming together. As Oprah herself has put it, Meghan’s gift is a true favorite, and she praises the trio of Tata Harper products, including a body wash, body oil, and body milk, which she claims have been a regular presence in her bath ever since Meghan gave them to her. Presumably, Meghan handed over the gift with a heartfelt speech about the importance of self-care.
Rumors have begun to swirl, however, suggesting that this gift exchange could be more than just a thoughtful gesture. Some speculate that it’s all part of a carefully staged preparation for the much-anticipated “tell-all” interview Meghan might give, revealing her side of the story regarding her relationship with the royal family. Who better to help her navigate this revelation than her close friend, confidant, and near-official spokesperson, Oprah Winfrey? This could very well mark the next chapter in their long-running performance.
In this hypothetical interview, Meghan would likely start by emphasizing the long-standing nature of her bond with Oprah. “You and I have known each other for what, 15 years now?” she might muse, raising an eyebrow for dramatic effect. Meghan would assert that their relationship is not just the result of proximity, but rather fate—two self-made women, both misunderstood and marginalized by society, finding each other in the tranquil, gated community of Montecito. Oprah, ever the gracious host, might begin to protest, but Meghan would cut her off, channeling the assertiveness that has become her trademark. “Let me finish,” she would declare, with a finger raised for emphasis.
Once the stage is set, the performance would move into full gear. Meghan would reflect on the "dark nights of the soul," describing how she often turned to Oprah during her most difficult moments, particularly during the times she felt trapped in what seemed like a never-ending cycle of stress and fear. Perhaps Meghan would recount tearful phone calls at all hours, locked in a “panic room” with Harry (presumably), as some imagined chaos engulfed their mansion. Oprah, nodding gravely, would look the part of a woman who deeply understands pain and suffering.
Amid the emotional weight of these stories, Meghan would seize the opportunity to make grand, sweeping declarations. “I’m not just a duchess,” she’d say, “I’m a woman, a mother, and someone who deserves a seat at the table.” Her voice would crack as she recalls her struggles within the royal family, perhaps likening herself to a mermaid who gave up her voice for a prince. She might whisper, “I lost my voice for a prince, but now I’m here to reclaim my truth,” standing on a metaphorical, handwoven rug of empowerment.
As the conversation deepens, expect Meghan to inject her signature blend of victimhood and resilience, repeatedly asserting that her journey is one of self-discovery and authenticity. Every statement would inevitably circle back to her struggles as a woman who has been silenced and her rise from that silence. "This is who I am now," she would declare with increasing confidence. “Someone who has survived, someone who speaks out for every woman who has been silenced.”
Oprah, who would be playing her usual role of the supportive, empathetic listener, would likely respond with agreement, her voice quivering as if hearing this narrative for the first time. This scripted exchange would, of course, inevitably lead to accusations against the royal family. Meghan would drop bombshell lines like, “There were conversations about the color of my child’s skin,” to which Oprah would gasp in exaggerated shock. “What?” she’d exclaim, as if the scandalous revelation was something entirely new.
However, the irony of it all is that this ongoing saga, rather than unveiling deep, hidden truths, seems to be nothing more than the latest iteration of a performance—a dramatic retelling of events designed for public consumption. The entire spectacle comes off as a carefully rehearsed narrative, dressed up in the guise of a personal journey but ultimately serving as fodder for the tabloids. Oprah’s choice of words, calling Meghan her “neighbor” rather than her “friend,” only adds to the sense that their relationship might not be as close as some would expect.
As for the Tata Harper body care set, it could be a subtle hint at Meghan’s next career move: rebranding herself as a lifestyle influencer. She could find herself marketing beauty products on QVC alongside her Montecito neighbors, beauty moguls like Jamie Kar Lemma and Victoria Jackson. If Meghan's influence doesn't extend into the higher echelons of mainstream media, she could always join her neighbors on a more modest platform, carving out her niche. Oprah, ever the savvy businesswoman, might even take notes on how to milk the ongoing saga for all it’s worth, down to the last lavender-scented tissue.
