With all the money from Netflix, you’d think Meghan could afford to hire someone competent enough to properly edit her latest PR attempt.
Yet here we are again, witnessing another hilariously botched effort to make her appear as if she engages in everyday human activities. This time, the theme is gardening, and the result is nothing short of comedy gold. To start, where are her feet? Did she levitate into the garden, believing herself to be some ethereal being? At one moment, her right leg is visible, and the next, it has mysteriously vanished into the abyss of amateur digital editing. Perhaps she has transcended the need for two legs, unlike the rest of us mere mortals. Truly, Meghan operates on a different plane of existence.
Then there’s the outfit. Because, of course, nothing screams "dedicated gardener" quite like an oversized tunic, a designer hat fit for a royal wedding, and an excessive amount of gold jewelry more suited to a red carpet than a vegetable patch. Who doesn’t dig in the dirt while dripping in luxury accessories? Next time, perhaps she should add a tiara to complete the look. And while we’re on the subject—why is she laughing at the soil? What’s so amusing? Is it the sheer absurdity of this staged scene? The fact that the garden appears suspiciously well-maintained as if she wandered in at the last moment to pose for the cameras? Or is she simply admiring her own reflection yet again? Given her history, that seems like the most plausible explanation.
The props only make things worse. The way she holds that trowel is as unnatural as Harry trying to articulate a coherent thought. What exactly is she doing with it? The plants are already thriving, so is she just lightly caressing the dirt for dramatic effect? And why do her arms seem to blend into the beige fabric of whatever shapeless garment she’s wearing? Once again, Photoshop has struck, and the results are laughable.
But the most baffling part of all this? The fact that it keeps happening. Every time Meghan attempts to curate a new image for the public, it comes across as forced, artificial, and riddled with poor execution. This gardening spectacle is no different. Just like her awkwardly staged kitchen moments—where she couldn’t convincingly stir a pot if her life depended on it—this entire scene screams, "I have never done this before."
And yet, where’s the outrage? When Catherine, Princess of Wales, had a minor Photoshop mishap, the media went into a frenzy, nitpicking every detail. But Meghan? Nothing. No calls for accountability, no scrutiny—just another day of her slipping through the cracks while attempting to reinvent herself as relatable. At this point, the real mystery is who keeps approving these embarrassingly transparent PR disasters. Meghan, here’s a suggestion: next time, at least check that all your limbs are intact before posting. Or better yet, maybe just stop pretending altogether.
