Prince William has apparently taken such a bizarre turn that even Netflix reportedly passed on the drama. According to the ever-credible New Idea—yes, that towering literary beacon from Australia—William has suddenly become fixated on wealth.
That’s right, the future king of England is allegedly now obsessed with money, supposedly morphing overnight into a miserly figure deeply shaken by King Charles’s recent £62 million investment gain. The absurdity lies in the contrast: William, who has done nothing but perform his royal duties quietly and respectfully, is somehow being painted as greedy—despite not hawking jam on Instagram or launching monetized personal brands.
And just when it couldn’t get more far-fetched, here comes a convenient narrative twist: Prince Harry, of all people, supposedly wants to reconcile with King Charles—coincidentally right as the monarch’s net worth climbed to £1.3 billion. Total coincidence? Not quite. Even Meghan’s rumored burner accounts aren’t pushing this storyline with much conviction anymore.
Now we’re told that Prince William is on high alert—not because Harry is a walking PR storm in a relaxed-fit linen shirt, but because William is allegedly envious of Harry’s finances. An odd claim, considering Harry’s estimated net worth sits around $100 million. Although, when you factor in the Spotify cancellations, the Netflix stall-outs, and the likely hefty price tag of Meghan’s latest vision board, that valuation feels more like fantasy than fact.
Naturally, Meghan isn’t mentioned by name in the article, but the tone is unmistakable—her influence lingers throughout, like when your dog insists they didn’t touch the trash but there’s clearly peanut butter on their paws. Meanwhile, Harry’s latest reported goal is to become a billionaire. A modest dream, really—right up there with world peace and a Meghan-hosted podcast that lasts longer than two episodes.
As this royal saga continues, King Charles remains characteristically silent, Prince William stays carefully strategic, and Harry is presumably rage-Googling “Royal inheritance laws UK” at 2 a.m. So, what’s the takeaway from tonight’s royal circus? Harry and Meghan seem to want the glitz of royal life without the obligations. William just wants a bit of calm. And Charles, perhaps above all, wishes someone in the family would finally take the group chat seriously.
But the ultimate lesson? No matter how many titles you surrender or how loudly you claim to crave freedom, you’ll probably still send a text when Dad’s net worth starts trending. Thanks for tuning in to The Truth with a Twist. Remember—if you want to keep your crown, maybe don’t swap it for a Spotify contract and a staged Whole Foods run. Until next time, stay sharp, stay skeptical, and don’t believe everything you read… unless it’s from us.
