May 2001: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt cross paths while exploring a ruined temple in search of an ancient talisman.
Summer 2004: Pitt and Jolie, after falling in love, abandon their hitman aliases John and Jane Smith to focus on family life, which now includes 278 adopted children.
January 2005: The couple adopts 15 children from Namibia over the phone, mistakenly contacting the African country's embassy instead of Pappa's Pizza.
February 2005: Leonardo DiCaprio is briefly adopted for 20 minutes before leaving, citing "irreconcilable differences."
Christmas 2006: Jolie and Pitt coincidentally give each other the same adopted child as a Christmas gift.
Spring 2006: The term "Brangelina" is coined by the United States Press Association, replacing other considered options like "Pittjolinha," "Tía Pili," "Ángeles McBraddie," and "T'hrechun Jolie Von Pitt."
Summer 2006: The couple receives the 2006 Namibian children's catalogue.
2007: Brad Pitt reunites with George Clooney to rob a casino to cover the expenses of their now 783 adopted children.
May 2008: Jolie announces her pregnancy with twins, a move that increases their children's population by 0.2%.
July 2008: Exclusive photographs of the twins, born in France for classification as an imported product, are auctioned for $14 million by Sotheby's, including a set of frames, a printed mug, and a Fotoprix developing coupon.
December 2011: Jolie mentions in an interview that her children ask when their parents will get married, leading to a demonstration by 12,000 adopted children (according to the children, 10,000 according to the Police).
August 2013: The long-awaited wedding takes place, with Jolie almost canceling the ceremony after Pitt mistakenly says "of course I love you... Rachel" at the altar.
May 2013: Jolie undergoes a skin graft to continue tattooing the names of her adopted children.
September 2013: Some children are disinherited after attempting to form a union.
January 2014: Jolie momentarily loses one child in a shopping center and, in panic, adopts 580 more children during that interval.
August 2015: Brad Pitt returns from Tibet after seven years to find his marriage broken.
January 2016: The couple expresses interest in adopting Íñigo Errejón after seeing him on television.
August 2016: Jolie and Pitt adopt Namibia.
September 2016: Jolie files for divorce after discovering Pitt is not real, and she had imagined him all along.
September 2016: Kenya avoids Jolie's calls, fearing she might return the 189 adopted children from the marriage.
October 2016: Ross leaves Rachel for the 25th time upon learning that Pitt is single again.
