Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are gearing up for yet another international journey, this time to Colombia, with their departure set for Thursday.
However, reports of chaos surrounding their travel plans have already turned the trip into a spectacle. According to the latest whispers, as of last night, the Sussexes had yet to finalize their itinerary for their Colombian adventure, which is just two days away. This last-minute approach raises eyebrows—wouldn't you say it's a bit hasty? And really, is a visit to an emerald processing center even necessary? It’s no secret that Meghan’s love for luxurious gems often seems to overshadow her interest in philanthropy.
The purpose of the trip now appears clear: Meghan likely has her eyes set on a cache of emeralds. Expect to see her debuting a new emerald and diamond ring—or perhaps a tiara—following the trip. It’s almost as if Meghan’s intentions are written in neon lights; subtlety has never been her strong suit, and this new gem-hunting mission further confirms her well-established penchant for a bit of sparkle.
This quest for emeralds fits perfectly with Meghan's previous antics, such as her infamous demand to wear the coveted emerald tiara for her wedding—a tiara that Princess Eugenie ended up wearing instead. Meghan’s frustration at the time was palpable, but perhaps this time her luck will change. If nothing else, a visit to an emerald processing center would add a touch of authenticity to her otherwise carefully curated public persona. Perhaps we might even witness a rare, genuine look of love, or dare we hope, a truly organic smile?
The speculation doesn’t stop there. Some have sarcastically suggested that the real reason behind this Colombian adventure has less to do with gemstones and more with the Sussexes' financial desperation. With no apparent steady income source, there are whispers that Harry and Meghan might be contemplating a more unconventional career path—as drug mules. It’s an oblique yet oddly plausible theory, given their track record. There’s also talk that Archie and Lilibet might join their parents on this American tour.
According to a royal source, this would be Harry and Meghan's second overseas trip this year, following their four-day visit to Nigeria in May. While Archie and Lilibet were absent from the Nigeria trip, they might make an appearance in Colombia. The source reveals that Archie is more likely to accompany his parents than his younger sister, Lilibet. Meghan is reportedly weighing the benefits of bringing the children along, knowing that their presence would generate additional media buzz, further bolstering the Sussex brand. It’s a classic Meghan move—leveraging every opportunity for maximum exposure.
Meanwhile, a friend of Prince William has made a rather pointed suggestion. The unnamed friend believes that Harry should address his past cocaine use during the trip to Colombia, a country grappling with drug-related crime. In his memoir, Spare, Harry admitted to experimenting with cocaine at 17—a revelation that has not gone unnoticed. The friend argues that Harry's trip could be an opportunity for him to acknowledge the impact of narco-terrorism and apologize for his past involvement with drugs. This gesture, they argue, would be a step towards making amends. In his 2023 memoir, Harry detailed his experiences with cocaine, describing how he used it to feel different and escape the pressures of his royal life. He also mentioned his reliance on alcohol and drugs, including cocaine and psychedelics, following Princess Diana's death.
As Harry and Meghan prepare for their Colombian journey, it is evident that the trip will be far from ordinary. Whether it’s hunting for emeralds or navigating their public image, the Sussexes' latest adventure promises to be yet another chapter in their ongoing saga of high-profile escapades and questionable intentions.
