Meghan Markle's recent attempt to leverage the royal brand for financial gain has reportedly encountered yet another setback.
According to sources, QVC, the popular shopping channel known for selling everything from kitchen gadgets to costume jewelry, has pulled out of a collaboration with Markle. The jewelry line, allegedly of such poor quality that even QVC—an outlet that proudly markets affordable trinkets to the masses—found it unfit for sale. To make matters worse, QVC is reportedly seeking compensation for financial losses.
In a surprising turn, the channel is allegedly demanding its money back from Meghan. The entire debacle seems almost comedic. Meghan Markle, once poised on the cusp of royalty, now finds herself attempting to peddle knockoff, royalty-inspired jewelry on television. The very notion of her designing and selling anything resembling royal jewels is as preposterous as it sounds. One might even imagine her sifting through aisles of a budget store, picking through bins of plastic beads and glitter with a hot glue gun, buoyed by an inflated sense of self-worth. Unfortunately, this failed business venture seems to give off exactly that impression.
Rumor has it that Meghan was given a generous budget—reportedly something around £500,000—for the jewelry line. Yet speculation suggests she likely spent only a small fraction on the actual pieces, pocketing the rest as her so-called “consultancy fee.” Now, QVC, potentially outraged at being duped by the Duchess, joins the ranks of Spotify, Netflix, and Penguin Random House in seeking compensation for partnerships gone wrong. There seems to be no shortage of people lining up behind QVC in pursuit of restitution from Meghan's ventures.
What adds an extra layer of irony is the comparison to Chelsea Davy, Prince Harry’s former girlfriend. Chelsea has quietly built a reputable jewelry brand that stands in stark contrast to Meghan’s alleged misfire. Unlike Meghan, Chelsea isn’t attempting to exploit royal connections or sell poorly crafted items. Her jewelry is high-quality, reasonably priced, and thoughtfully designed—proof that success doesn’t require constant media attention or royal claims. Meanwhile, Meghan’s offerings reportedly consisted of cheap knockoffs, supposedly inspired by royal tiaras she will never wear. The true royal jewels, after all, are reserved for figures like Queen Camilla and Princess Catherine.
The contrast between Meghan’s struggles and Chelsea’s thriving business couldn't be starker. Once, people joked about the possibility of Meghan hawking cheap merchandise after "Megxit," but now it seems we are witnessing that very reality. It’s remarkable how quickly Meghan has seemingly squandered her opportunities—what takes others decades, she has allegedly accomplished in just a few short years.
The most tragically humorous image is of Meghan and Prince Harry, desperate and disillusioned, trying to sell royal-inspired jewelry to home shoppers. One can almost hear her proclaim, "My husband’s grandmother wore something just like this to a state banquet," or "Princess Diana adored tiaras that looked exactly like this one." The absurdity is almost too rich to be true.
Yet even QVC, a shopping channel with famously low standards, couldn’t justify selling Meghan’s goods. The decision to pull out speaks volumes—if even QVC finds your product unworthy, it’s a clear indication that you've hit rock bottom in the world of commerce. As Meghan's QVC aspirations crumble, Chelsea Davy is on the rise, announcing new collections and balancing a successful business with family life. Chelsea’s pieces are elegant, timeless, and—unlike Meghan’s—actually exist in the marketplace.
Despite Meghan’s repeated stumbles, opportunities somehow continue to surface. Perhaps another QVC-level gig will come her way. But for now, the spectacle of Meghan Markle, once the Duchess of Sussex, being rejected by QVC and potentially sued for subpar craftsmanship, provides an ironic twist in her post-royal narrative. The public can only watch and wonder what her next move will be, as she navigates the increasingly turbulent waters of her brand.
