According to Heat magazine, Meghan Markle once again finds herself on the periphery, as her latest audacious ambition is to join the elusive billionaire club.
This goal, while ambitious, is widely regarded as laughable and a glaring testament to her boundless delusion. Despite the Sussexes' combined net worth reportedly ranging from $50.6 million to $210 million, Meghan now sets her sights on the upper echelons of wealth. The Duchess of Delusion, as she's been dubbed, is on a quest to achieve billionaire status by mid-next year. In her fantasy world, Meghan and Harry are aiming to join the ranks of billionaires, ideally while retaining their HRH titles.
Meghan has been actively forging connections, perhaps hoping for a fairy godmother to grant her entry into the elite billionaire club. The reality, however, is far from this dream. Meghan’s belief that she and Harry could soon be mingling with celebrities like Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez is as grounded as her rather unrealistic ambitions. Her chances of joining the billionaire ranks are as likely as winning a Grammy. Meghan's ventures—ranging from failed Spotify deals to nonexistent Netflix shows—have more in common with a black hole than a pathway to financial success. Her attempts to capitalize on high-profile connections are as convincing as her public persona of benevolence. The only area where Meghan has achieved billionaire status is in spending other people's money.
In contrast, Selena Gomez has recently joined the ranks of the billionaire elite, thanks to her thriving business empire and genuine talent. Unlike Meghan, who seems to view grifting as a career strategy, Gomez's success is the result of real work, talent, and business acumen. Instead of drawing inspiration from this success, Meghan appears trapped in a fantasy where wealth is merely a matter of wishing hard enough. It’s almost endearing how delusional Meghan’s billion-dollar dreams are, considering her track record of financial missteps. While Meghan and Harry believe their royal titles and self-proclaimed star power could propel them into the billionaire stratosphere, the truth is far less glamorous. Meghan’s idea that she could outshine the likes of William and Catherine is as likely as finding a miracle cure for a career woe.
They seem to be living in a bubble, where royal titles and associations are mistakenly believed to be a magical solution to their financial woes. Real billionaires don’t attain their status by simply waving a wand. Instead of focusing on becoming billionaires, Meghan might benefit from taking a hard look at her business ventures, which have garnered less enthusiasm than a piece of soggy toast. Her attempts at podcasting, cooking shows, and other media ventures have been more akin to a masterclass in failure than a path to riches. Let’s not forget her disastrous foray into selling jam—an enterprise that would make even the most ambitious entrepreneur cringe.
With each failed venture, Meghan’s attempts to ascend the financial ladder seem increasingly like a tragicomic spectacle. Her dreams of surpassing the wealth of established billionaires are laughable, and Selena Gomez’s success only highlights how far Meghan is from achieving such financial heights. Meghan’s so-called plans to become a billionaire are nothing more than a public relations spin, with as much chance of succeeding as Meghan has of winning an Olympic gold medal. While Selena Gomez and other genuine billionaires continue to thrive, Meghan Markle’s forays into the world of high finance are little more than a joke. Her delusions of grandeur are a constant source of amusement and serve as a stark reminder that real success requires more than wishful thinking; it demands hard work, talent, and a dose of reality.
