Just when Meghan Markle thought she was establishing herself as the queen of all things chic and stylish, Diane Keaton has arrived to rain on her parade.
It appears that Harry’s wife now faces a formidable new rival in the world of lifestyle branding, and it’s none other than the ever-iconic Diane Keaton. One can almost imagine the sound of dishes smashing in Montecito as Meghan learns of this latest development. Diane Keaton, the beloved actress celebrated for her roles in classics like Annie Hall and The First Wives Club, has long been an icon—not just for her acting talents but for her distinct and enviable style.
Known for her signature oversized hats and quirky yet sophisticated California homes, Keaton has made a name for herself in the world of interior design. Now, at 78, she’s stepping up her game by teaming with Hudson Grace for their first-ever collaboration, which includes a range of décor, kitchenware, and even pet accessories. The collection is both stylish and accessible, with items starting at a reasonable eight dollars—a far cry from Meghan’s extravagant and elusive lifestyle products.
One can only imagine Meghan's reaction to this news. Diane Keaton, with her effortless style and decades of experience, embodies everything Meghan aspires to be. Keaton’s collaboration is a perfect reflection of her personality: intelligent, independent, and just a bit quirky. Meghan, on the other hand, is still struggling to carve out her own identity in the competitive world of high-end lifestyle brands. Where Keaton exudes natural elegance, Meghan’s attempts at sophistication often come across as forced and contrived.
Adding insult to injury, Keaton’s collection is already available for purchase, unlike Meghan’s much-hyped American Riviera Orchard brand, which remains shrouded in mystery. Launched with great fanfare in March, the brand has yet to produce any actual products, leaving many to wonder if it’s all just smoke and mirrors. While Meghan has managed to send out a few jars of strawberry jam to her celebrity pals, there’s been little else to show for the so-called strong start of her new venture. Moreover, Meghan can’t even seem to find a CEO willing to stick around long enough to help get the brand off the ground. Reports suggest that the Sussexes have gone through nearly 20 staff members, with many citing the couple’s demanding and difficult nature as the reason for the high turnover. It seems that working for Meghan and Harry is far from the glamorous gig one might expect.
Meanwhile, Diane Keaton’s collaboration with Hudson Grace has been hailed as a triumph, with fans and critics alike praising the collection’s blend of style and practicality. It’s clear that Keaton knows what she’s doing, and her success only highlights Meghan’s struggles in the same arena. Where Keaton’s products are a reflection of years of experience and a keen eye for design, Meghan’s brand seems to be floundering, with no clear direction or leadership in sight.
As Meghan continues to court investors and plan pop-up events in a desperate bid to get her brand off the ground, one can’t help but wonder if she’s biting off more than she can chew. After all, style isn’t something you can buy or manufacture; it’s something you’re born with, and Diane Keaton has it in spades. Meghan, on the other hand, appears to be floundering in a sea of overpriced jam jars and dog biscuits, trying to convince the world that she’s more than just a former actress and royal.
As Diane Keaton’s collaboration takes off, Meghan Markle might want to take a step back and reflect on what’s really going wrong with her own brand. Perhaps it’s time to stop trying to compete with the likes of Keaton and focus on finding her own authentic voice—if such a thing exists. In the meantime, Meghan’s dreams of lifestyle domination seem more and more like a pipe dream.
